I'M THE HERO OF THIS STORY
I DON'T NEED TO BE SAVED

I want to meet your cats.

honeybunnyyy:
“This is one of my favorite memes.
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averagefairy:

my favorite version of myself is when i get out of the shower and the mirror is so steamy i am just a blurry mass of color with no identity or defining physical characteristics. she kills it

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

hashtagdion:

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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kosherqueer:

me: *stubs my toe* wow….i hate men

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yeahishipitbitch:

vxpo:

cuteautumn:

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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Tomorrow is March 28th

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sighborgs:

discourse topic of the night: mini m&ms are objectively better than normal m&ms.

(via encourage)

olen-hot-lanta:

I just want to help out all the people with no money but i am people with no money

(via succeeding)

guiltygirl:

when ur minding your own damn business and the depression kicks in

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Originally posted by perpetuallrh

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paper-mario-wiki:
“i can assure you i do not
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